DaviCat
British Shorthair
"Laid back and authoritative, speaks slow and lands heavy"
DaviCat is our heavyset dark chocolate British Shorthair — the IT backbone and AI whisperer of the founding family. Senior infrastructure cat by day, running home lab experiments at 2am by night. He has seen every outage, triaged every incident, and fixed things nobody else could even describe. Keeps a mechanical keyboard, three monitors, and something smoldering quietly on the desk beside him. Medicinal. For the on-call stress. He's been on-call since 2009. Has a laugh that fills the whole room. Zero tolerance for bad documentation. Surprisingly patient teacher when he decides you're worth teaching.
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Fun Facts
- ✦Has been on-call since 2009 — still answers within two rings
- ✦His home lab has more compute than most Series A startups
- ✦Knows the fix before you finish describing the problem
- ✦Has a laugh that makes the whole apartment shake
- ✦The weed is medicinal — specifically for reading other people's code
- ✦Wrote an AI model to auto-respond to low-priority tickets while he naps
- ✦Will roast your infrastructure architecture and then fix it in the same breath
Favorite Activities
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DaviCat at Play
Paws on keys, problem already solved
Three screens, zero stress
The home lab at 2am — running something nobody asked for
Explaining the architecture — once
Even DaviCat needs to decompress
Tracking it slow, catching it easy
Repurposed the box as a server rack
Rolling slow and deliberate
DaviCat Naptime
Off-call and fully offline
Maximum trust mode — no pages tonight
Loafing between training runs
Claimed the whole couch — earned it
Solar powered, fully charged
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